I wanted to get a glass of Dam water, so I went to
Colorado. In Colorado, I met a Dam man who was the Dam keeper.
This Dam person wanted to tell me the whole Dam story about
how the Dam town became famous. I wanted the Dam water first, so I told him to
give me the Dam story after he took me to the Dam site to get my glass of Dam water.
After I got to the Dam site, the Dam guide gave me a Dam tour along the Dam wall.
The Dam tour ended right at the Dam beginning. I asked to get my Dam water
and the Dam man said that I needed a Dam glass. I didn't have a Dam glass,
so I asked, where in the Hell am I gonna get a Dam glass? The Dam guide
said, surely not in Hell because there ain't no Dam water in Hell, not a
Dam drop. All I needed was one glass of Dam water. The Dam man said, no
Dam glass, no Dam water. I said O. K., forget the Dam water, just
tell me the Dam story now.
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